Humorous Business Quotes
and Anecdotes

“Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country.”
- Norman Cousins

“Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do.”
- Raymond Mortimer

The third time you get bitten by a dog, you can know one thing for sure: it ain’t the fault of the dog.

“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
- Thomas Jefferson

“When you combine ignorance with borrowed money, the consequences can get interesting.”
- Warren Buffet

“I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.”
- Will Rogers

“It is much easier to ride a horse in the direction it’s going.”
- Abraham Lincoln

“Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.”
- Warren Buffet

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
- Will Rogers

“It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.”
- Warren Buffet